so tonight I’m at synagogue, listening to the Purim Night reading of the Book of Esther, like you do
and near the end of this chapter my brain presents me with the following:
nooooo ooooone plots like Haman
calls the shots like Haman
plans a genocide by casting lots like Haman(It only works with the Hebrew pronunciation of Haman, which, like Gaston, is accented on the second syllable.)
By the time we get home my brain has added:
for there’s none so well-favored and kingly
yes, we all can be certain of that
he’s so rich that his pockets are jingly
and he looks really sharp in a three-cornered hat*face in hands*
Tags:
#Judaism #Purim #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #someday I should listen to that Gaston song so I know what tune to sing the parodies to #on the other hand that would make them more earwormy #so maybe not #besides it’s still funny regardless of whether you know how to sing it
Brinens and Things 