People out here loving all the wrong CS Lewis quotes. Wake up
Someone please make a cross stitch art using “in the name of the Father and of the Son and if the Holy Ghost, here goes-” and a t-shirt design “Glory be to God I’m tired”. I am begging you
T-shirt? Even better, make it a quilt saying, “Glory be to God, I’m tired.”
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Space Trilogy #(FTR I did not enjoy the Space Trilogy‚ and gave up after the second book‚ but I will acknowledge that it has good parts) #Christianity #violence cw
yeah I regret not having got around to this before
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#wait shit did I ever do this #okay I went and dug around in my email archives and found a LastPass account-deletion acknowledgement from 2020 #*fistbumps past self* #PSA #LastPass #101 Uses for Infrastructureless Computers #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Twitter #discourse cw? #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #(is this funnier if Stalin *is* a Pisces or if he *isn’t*?) #((*pokes at some calendars* it looks like he’s a Sagittarius)) #computer generated text
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Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx?
envelööp?
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#I found out today that I’ve never actually reblogged the pakige post #thank you OP for keeping the post around and making it easier to track down a copy #also if you are reading this I think you should know that I once called this post ”a fucking gift to society” and I stand by that #language #that one post with the thing #Tumblr: a User’s Guide
dnis are evitonmental storytelling because you can instantly imagine the incomprehensible hellscape someone is trapped in if they have a dni that’s like dni if you:
think irish people can’t be pan
are an apologist for season 2 scrunklepus or the knights of glop
hunt and kill people for sport
play frunko’s quest
think movies always have to be slimy
think it’s okay for welsh people to cosplay flugson
don’t tag bibbles or togs
think that dutch and samoan are the same nationality
use the z-slur
participated in the srebenica massacre
are mutuals with steve
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #the humour of my people #discourse cw? #racism cw? #murder cw?
Keep turning right, and let your fingers scrape
Along the stone. Move swiftly through the dark.
Carry no torch – the monstrous granite shape
Of fate lies best unseeing. Strike no spark.
Hold fast the thread, and let no ripping shard
Part silk and faith, and make your oaths to fray
Where better heroes held their hopes too hard–
And where the tree-roots trip you, turn away.
Heed, quiet soul, in sunlight and in mirth;
Guard well your steps, though free airs ply your skin–
The deeper caverns turning through the earth
Have laid no markers where their paths begin.
(Oh help me keep the right, the straight, the true;
You never said I walked a maze in you.)
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#poetry #that one post with the thing #101 Uses for Infrastructureless Computers
Brinens and Things 