me: you know what i’ve really gotten into lately? stone throwing. i’m not talking about skipping pebbles at the lake, i mean a sizable rock. something with a bit of heft to it. i love to get a feel for the arc, you know? i could probably throw stones all day, to be honest. not just outside, i’ll do it indoors as well. “don’t talk to me before i’ve thrown my stones,” ha he ha
my date, whose hobby is building glass houses: i’m sorry, this isn’t going to work out,
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #embarrassment squick? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#god I love this kind of thing #fun with loopholes #hockey #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
happy star trek day you WILL watch the best star trek video ever made
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#Star Trek #fanvids #juxtaposition #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Android Netrunner was a fun CCG and I’m still sad it got canned, but having to explain the lore makes me wince because it’s essentially this, unironically.
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#storytime #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(”Tums 2”) #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #murder cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Be careful of Asexuals y’all, I heard they aren’t fucking around
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#asexuality #puns #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#Tumblr: a User’s Guide #(sort of) #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #music #nsfw text? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #out of context quotes #sexuality and lack thereof #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Evil wizard seeks immortality, mis-scribes critical rune, ends up with indestructible enchanted vessel into which their soup will be transferred in the event of their death.
Important addenda:
The evil wizard does not know this error has occurred.
Owing to their rulership of their Evil Wizard Empire, and the peculiar laws thereof, the evil wizard technically owns rather a lot of soup.
Whatever enterprising hero eventually manages to kill the evil wizard will have exactly one minute to figure this out.
Phylactureen.
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#overly literal interpretations #story ideas I will never write #death tw? #food mention #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
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