emotion-deluxe:

No offense but where are the male porn bots

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calellon:

..and where are all the gods?

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tokentrans:

{{in cursive font:}} where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

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laylamva:

Isn’t there a white guy to clutter up my feed?

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glassmirrormask:

Late at night I scroll and I block and I dream of what I need

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sarakouda:

I need a manwhore! 💥💥💥💥

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emotion-deluxe:

Can someone PLEASE answer my question

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magi-gay:

I’m holding out for a manwhore ‘til the end of the night.

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bestie-chan:

He’s gotta be ripped and he’s gotta be hung but he’s gotta be blocked out of spite!

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emotion-deluxe:

HELLO?

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freddykicksasses:

{{in cursive font:}} I NEED A MANWHORE

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