Yes. These bastards (and actually the whole Sheikah design) is based on the japanese Jomon pottery.
you….. you understand the implications of this, right?
the pottery is finally revolting against Link after all these years
And not just any pottery. The oldest piece of Jomon pottery is somewhere around 16,500 years old, making it the earliest example of pottery in Japan and one of the earliest in the entire world.
Link has smashed so many vases that the Elder Pots themselves are coming to kill him.
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#Legend of Zelda #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
so many posts on so many different forums are about to break
just like photobucket
Dumb question: is archive.org the kind of entity that can undo much of this damage? Can they try to scrape and store the most accessed N% of content that’s flagged as probable-to-go-down? If not, what’s stopping them – laws, resource bottlenecks, or technical difficulties?
(VirtualBox scraper instances currently default to scraping Enjin, but if you want to specifically do Imgur you can go to 127.0.0.1:8001 while the scraper is running and change the available-projects setting.)
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#reply via reblog #PSA #101 Uses for Infrastructureless Computers #amnesia cw?
#you jest‚ but for the worst bits of spring and autumn N95s don’t cut it anymore #(at least not if you’ll be outside for longer than about an hour) #you really do gotta go full Alan Turing #(…well okay technically I don’t currently use *eye* protection) #(but anyway) #comics #art #allergies #101 Uses for Infrastructureless Computers #proud citizen of The Future #poison cw?
#bu V frr jung lbh’er cynlvat ng urer #lbh jnag zr gb cvpx frira #jryy V’z abg snyyvat sbe vg #V’z ibgvat sbe shpxvat *bar* #ubj nobhg *gung* #surveys #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what
{{translation, now that the poll’s closed and I’m not biasing other voters:
#oh I see what you’re playing at here #you want me to pick seven #well I’m not falling for it #I’m voting for fucking *one* #how about *that*}}
hyper specific poll time! pick the option that most applies to you (reblog for big sample size)
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#me and the other 2.2% not-applicables dodging the gauntlet of poll options #I *did* eat pizza *yesterday*‚ though‚ you *almost* caught me #surveys #…although it occurs to me that my brother may have taken my laundry and cleaned it and left it in a bin without telling me #that does happen a fair bit
i think fiction should be nicer to characters’ alters
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#god‚ so much #one example off the top of my head: while the Artemis Fowl books had been going downhill for some time #the exact moment I gave up in disgust was when I realised they had casually killed off Orion offscreen between books #that poor kid deserved better #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
sometimes people are like “yeah this person was terrible at [art form] here look at the evidence to prove it” and link to something i find completely indistinguishable from highly-celebrated award-winning examples of the same kind of art
I assume this is about Rebecca Black’s FRIDAY which everyone said was horrible, unlike any other pop song of the time that was mass-produced and therefor “good”
various examples of people being described as terrible poets, most recently Samuel Derrick
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#I enjoy the fact that I actually did know exactly what this post is vaguing about #( https://thingofthings.substack.com/p/weird-people-of-history-samuel-derrick ) #((it’s not a secret: OP linked it in another branch)) #I did think the poem was bad but #(a) I’m not sure how much of that was priming and #(b) I would not be surprised if there are many highly-regarded poems that are (to me) equally bad #also back in the day I listened to ”Friday” without knowing its reputation because someone asked me what colour it was #and I could not finish it #so there’s that #art #is the blue I see the same as the blue you see #Nazi cw? #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
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#fucking *finally*! #it’s *back*! #that one post with the thing #death tw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
indeed Socrates is said to have proposed that his ‘penalty’ for his conviction should be that he be dined at private expense like an Olympic victor for the rest of his life.
Same thing. You say poisoned, I say dined at public expense for the rest of his life.
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#death tw #poison cw #fun with loopholes #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #light a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Brinens and Things 