#art #overly literal interpretations #fun with loopholes #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Prompt: Magical Creatures!
An adventurer who retired to take care of the “monstrous” creatures their fellows maimed and harmed, rehabilitating them and helping them back into the wilds. She’s gotten a few scars and lost an eye to the work but she holds no grudges!
She loves these lovely creatures!
Her nieces that’re here for the weekend to visit their…eccentric aunt are a little split on how to feel about the whole thing.
Commission info in the source!
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#art #hydras #adorable #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge
i wouldn’t fight godzilla if i was this dude’s size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn’t fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am
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#got a point there #juxtaposition #unreality cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
frankly, having mutuals has ruined me. i can’t see a train without immediately going “ohh, my train mutual would love this,” or hearing someone talk about a celebrity without going “that’s the man my mutual wants to tie up and put in a deep fryer.”
In the tags tell the mutual you reblogged from what kind of mutual they are to you.
@hibernia-1 It’s more than okay! Also just so you know I bought two more books about irezumi aside from the one you gave me ^^
@dying-suffering-french-stalkers Considering that I developed a whole-ass special interest on feudal/traditional Japan after several deep dives into Goemon-related topics, I think that’s a pretty apt description XD
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#hmm #in-their-capacity-as-a-Tumblr-mutual I think they’re the serial-fandom-monogamist mutual #the kind of mutual that those posts like #”ah apparently my dash is about caber toss now‚ cool” (affectionate) #are about #memes
latest bout of ‘are people much better than me at this or just way overconfident about it’: how do you even know how long it takes you to fall sleep. like. basically by definition you’re not paying attention by the time it happens, it seems like it should be really hard to have anything like an accurate measure of it. sure you can tell the difference between an hour and a minute but i see people reporting numbers with granularity in the minutes and i have no idea how they could possibly know. unless they had a sleep test i guess, someone else doing the measuring for them, but then why would you ask other people and expect that same granularity? surely the default answer is ‘i don’t know’.
there’s the whole paradoxical insomnia thing, people who report they haven’t slept at all or slept very little but have in fact slept, which i think is evidence for ‘they are just overconfident’. people can say ‘i barely slept’ when they had several hours of sleep, because the borders of sleep and wakefulness are inherently fuzzy from the inside.
Fitness-tracker wristbands? Those alarm-clock apps that decide when (within a given window) to wake you based on how much you’re moving around and therefore how lightly you’re asleep?
(not to say that there isn’t *also* a lot of overconfidence going on, but very basic sleep tests are a lot more practical than they used to be)
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#I don’t *super* trust Sleep Cycle’s graph of what times I was asleep #I *know* I’ve seen it fail to recognise times that I woke up in the middle of the night #but there’s something to be said for it and I wouldn’t be surprised if‚ like‚ some mattresses work better for it than others #reply via reblog #is the blue I see the same as the blue you see #amnesia cw?
This snake is trying to hold onto the mouse box – when exploring, snakes will often coil around things to help them stay secure. It’s just a snake thing. The box is too light to use as an anchor point, though, so it’s moving with their body and the snake is a bit confused about that. All’s cute here, though – nothing but relaxed and curious body language from this snake (note the relaxed muscles, steady movement, and alert but not worried tongue flicks).
Help help help I got a message about something I’m selling so I went to check facebook marketplace to see if any of the stuff I’ve listed there has gotten views yet and look what was on my fucking homepage
But wait- it gets better
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#love the decor fandom #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
Brinens and Things 