jettkuso:

Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

– Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

– Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

– The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

– Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

– Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

– When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.


Tags:

#clothing #recs #(wouldn’t this be more self-actualisation than ego death though) #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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