sequel to this poll, new approach
Click this link five times, and for each answer the question: would you take the superpower at the cost of never having sex* again?
*since i know people will ask otherwise: ‘having sex’ goes by whatever your personal definition is right now, broadly construed (e.g. if for a given act your current opinion is ‘eh it’s arguably sex’, then it’s banned). the ban does not update if your personal definition of what counts as sex changes
please don’t ask me questions about interpreting superpower implications. use your judgement.
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#hahahaha it offered me a perfect memory and also immortality #(I will assume I get the required secondary powers for no-wish-is-truly-safe-with-a-malicious-genie reasons) #however I will *not* swear never to have sex-broadly-defined in exchange for Fat Attacks #my initial inclination is also to say no to the ability to run across curved surfaces as if they were flat a la Sonic the Hedgehog #though that sounds vaguely like the sort of thing that would have perpetual-motion-type exploits if only I were capable of figuring them ou #the fifth one was so unimpressive that I would need the perfect-memory power to even know what it was #oh right it was some sort of synergy power for combo attacks #but I really don’t expect that to come up #surveys #sexuality and lack thereof
Brinens and Things 