everlasting-beg:

You go to a Karaoke machine to sing but these are the only songs available, which song do you choose?

karaoke-poll

Tags:

#empirically Bring Me to Life #(okay‚ technically it was Guitar Hero and not karaoke‚ but I was on vocals) #some of those notes are *really* fucking long‚ holy shit #surveys #music

ophthalmotropy:

Pick a mundane superpower

pick-a-mundane-superpower-poll


Tags:

#hmm #skip dialogue: I feel like this is not a substantial problem in my life #coffee: there’s probably some perpetual-motion hack here given the thermodynamics violation‚ but it’s once a day‚ so it doesn’t scale well #dust-repelling: define ”my” belongings; most of the dusty things bothering me belong de jure to my parents #volume control: very good‚ but not *as* good as ones later on the list‚ so no #weather manipulation: probably some physics-violating stunts you can pull with this one‚ but God knows what they are #schedule-memory: probably some hacks here to let you use it for other stuff‚ but the central use is not a substantial problem in my life #inventory: oh wow that’s tempting #what counts as an item? is there a weight limit? #would I‚ say‚ get rotting vegetable juice on *other* items if I left a vegetable in there too long‚ or no? #concentration: I thought this was great at first‚ but then I realised it’s almost strictly inferior to the selective-drug-immunity option #because you can just do a lot of stimulants and nope the tolerance and anxiety and whatnot #the stims *are* free with this option‚ but then you can’t use it on other drugs #information search: can I look up where to find information on how best to exploit this? I feel like there’s a *lot* going on here #do-overs: would be very hard to decide which days to use it on‚ also I have serious ethical doubts about collapsing timelines #(though you could instead violate the spirit of this answer and simply isolate yourself during one day each week) #(spending two subjective days reading and studying and other such things-that-aren’t-about-having-an-impact-on-the-external-world) #(meanwhile the rest of the world experiences the two timelines as identical and isn’t losing anything by having the first one destroyed) #scent: do I magically know when something is bad even when it wouldn’t otherwise have smelled bad? #if so: viscerally tempting but probably not the single best option here #if not: meh‚ I can just break out the scent-blocking respirator filters‚ I don’t need magic for this #selective drug immunity: …there’s stiff competition‚ but I’m going with this one #you get so much option-space to experiment with drugs that have any chance whatsoever of fixing any of your problems #knowing there’s no downside apart from the cost of obtaining them #drugs that previously weren’t worth using because the side effects were too severe–I’m looking at you‚ zinc acetate–become useful #and as I age and acquire chronic ailments‚ I may well someday have a med constellation as complicated and delicate as my mom’s #at which point I would *very deeply* appreciate not having frequent nausea and dizziness #(I wonder if you can do‚ like‚ hyper-chemotherapy-type things with this) #(take poisons that would normally kill both you and whatever ~parasites you’re suffering from‚ and then survive while they still die) #(it might not be fine-grained enough for that‚ but even so)

slavicafire:

what is your food disgust level? as a bonus, tag the field with your highest disgust score

food-disgust-poll

shieldfoss:

I never (or rarely) accept food from strangers.

… how would I know, who out here handing out food?

moral-autism:

i have never seen an entire pig on a spit and do not know where other people are observing this


Tags:

#64% #I was expecting it to be higher #but then some of the questions were like ”do you eat exclusively underripe bananas” #(on the other hand‚ some other questions were like ”do you refrain from doing things that will literally give you mycotoxin poisoning”) #category breakdown: #very-high-but-not-quite-maximally-high human contaminants #(I think it was dragged down by my being less than maximally squicked by hair in my food) #(like‚ if it’s my *own* hair that’s fine) #high mold and hygiene #medium-high insect contamination (I’m fine with cricket flour) #((or‚ I mean‚ I’m not grossed out by cricket flour: I did not like the flavour‚ too earthy)) #moderate animal flesh #medium-low fruit/vegetables/fish #(I don’t want to *touch* raw fish but I actively like the smell) #tag rambles #food #surveys #poison cw #unsanitary cw

curiositypolling:

me and some coworkers were disagreeing. which would you LEAST like to have done to you by a doctor?

nasopharyngeal-swab-vs-blood-draw-poll

pls reblog for sample size etc

follow for more occasional useless polls :)


Tags:

#23.9% of respondents have never had a COVID PCR test #(or are just *really* needle-phobic‚ I suppose) #that shit hurt for the rest of the fucking *day* #(though the *brunt* of it was over after a ~mere~ ten minutes or so) #or is this gonna be like the thing where #I remark on how nobody is mentioning the horrible ear problems in their assessment of how unpleasant airplanes are #and everybody is like ”what ear problems” #surveys #medical cw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

videogamepolls:

What generation was your first console?

first-video-game-console-poll

This Wikipedia article has a more comprehensive list


Tags:

#I love when people ask me this question #someday somebody should ask it to me in meatspace so I can see the look on their face when I earnestly tell them it was an Atari 2600 #why yes‚ they *did* stop making them before I was born‚ what of it #(it was a hand-me-down from my parents) #surveys #games #my childhood

whatcha-thinkin:

Assuming you had access to perfect medical care at no additional cost, which of these would you want most?

perfect-medical-care-poll

Tell your stories in the tags, if you want to share!


Tags:

#hey guess who has a sore throat like she does on approximately one-quarter of days #(on average over the course of 2023) #(and more often over time!) #this can be caused by such mistakes as #”going two whole months without checking the windows for slippage” #and ”taking your N95 off a mere 10 minutes after somebody opened the front door” #so yeah‚ if you could get my throat to stop being irritated at the drop of a (pollen- or dust-laced) hat‚ I would be eternally grateful #if the fix would also keep my sinuses from getting involved at somewhat larger doses‚ all the better #but I can usually avoid letting it get to that point #(…as long as I never have picnics) #surveys #medical cw #allergies #(for lack of a better term) #(it didn’t show up on a standard pollen-allergy-test battery) #((but if it were nocebo it wouldn’t keep happening from leaks that I didn’t notice were there until after the fact)) #venting cw #tag rambles

akiragatr:

You may choose one weirdly specific and mildly useful superpower

weirdly-specific-mildly-useful-superpower-poll


Tags:

#time to create an elaborate system of coded messages out of catchy pop songs #me‚ choking to death and telepathically screaming for help: S-O-S‚ please‚ someone help me [bass line from ”Tainted Love” plays] #surveys #is the blue I see the same as the blue you see #death mention

once-a-polecat:

Ok, so that poll about sleeping with the door closed because of The Killer had one obvious flaw. So, I present an alternate poll:

Do you sleep with your bedroom door….

bedroom-door-poll


Tags:

#airflow #my bedroom is small enough that there might actually be a significant amount of carbon-dioxide buildup otherwise #(nothing *obvious* happens when I leave the door closed overnight‚ but I’d rather not risk it) #surveys #is the blue I see the same as the blue you see #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

the-real-seebs:

MTWTF

mtwtf-poll

For me I think it would depend on the context I saw it in.

theothin:

it has to be the latter because sunday is not the last day of the week

sigmaleph:

surely the concept that some people consider the weekend to be the end of the week is a familiar one, though?

as opposed to whatever it’d mean to use both W and F in the standard mtf/ftm notation which i am still trying to figure out.

the-real-seebs:

oh i know this one

2f6bb2118b8a1f921710d477600b5e19f912d429

gender multitool, by Luka

this is the “WTF” of “MTWTF”

sigmaleph:

oooh, it’s “(M)t(WTF)”, not “(M)t(W)t(F)”, that makes more sense.


Tags:

#I love that multitool gender #art #gender #surveys #language #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

ovur:

Would your parents make you pay rent?

family-rent-poll


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#I’m not sure how to answer this #I guess ”no” is probably closer to the *spirit* of the answer #in that I *think* OP wants to know whether your parents want a financial contribution On Principle #and it’s very clear that both of my parents would *rather* let their kids live here for free if that were an option available to them #but they cannot‚ in fact‚ afford to let us live here for free #we will all hang together or we will all hang separately #surveys #domesticity #adventure in human capitalism