If you ever wanted to be a swan, move to the UK and you can become one.
[ID: Newspaper ad with picture of swan. Want a New Challenge? Retrain as a Swan. Two Day courses; no experience necessary. Full tuition in:
- Honking
- Gliding serenely
- Eating bits of bread
- Breaking a man’s arm
Earn up to £40 working on one of Britain’s illustrious waterways. Book online at Cygnusjobs-4-u.net /end ID]
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