Tumblr’s favourite types of Guy*:

  1. Guy with improbably specialised skills that just happen to be exactly what’s needed
  2. Guy who knows a guy
  3. Guy who’s normal about things about which it’s not normal to be normal
  4. Guy who has no frame of reference
  5. Guy who should technically be dead, and it’s honestly an excellent question why he’s not
  6. Guy who’s a big fan of substances
  7. Guy who puts together sequences of words that have never been heard before and should never be heard again
  8. Guy who’s inexplicably always damp
  9. Guy who’s the most annoying human being you’ve ever met, but like in a sexy way
  10. Guy with no kids who somehow has single father energy
  11. Guy who’s competent, collected, and thoroughly put together, and who also has one extremely specific thing wrong with him
  12. Guy with fat fucking tits

* Note: a Guy is not necessarily a guy, though it helps

1. Seventeen, Twenty-Seven

2. Eleven

3. Grant

4. The Whole-Thing

5. Lucifer Vance, but also Grant if you think about it.

6. Grant

7. Azad

8. O(3) Shade [nonverbal scratching noise]

9. Hector Stein

10. Lucifer

11. Michael, Hector

12. Cordelia


#Almost Nowhere #high context jokes #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(I agree with Benedict‚ the Azad bit is great) #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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