Brinens and Things

syrena-of-the-lake:

bunjywunjy:

airphreshner:

wormenkoor-deactivated20200505:

Convertible Bed in Form of Upright Piano

snoozing peacefully in this bed when it violently snaps shut and starts playing gymnopedie no. 1 amidst the sounds of me desperately calmoring to escape

SING US A SONG YOU’RE THE PIANOBED

Sing us a song, you’re the pianobed

Both a bed and piano upright

Now you’re trapped in this mattress and melody

While Tumblr all laughs at your plight

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Now Mozart and Bach, they are friends of mine

And Brahms with his sweet lullaby

But when my bed folds up tight in the dead of the night

I can’t sleep however I try

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I say “Wolfgang, Johannes and Johann,

I respect all your great symphonies

But I can’t get much sleep with concertos

Being played on my head and my knees”

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They let me sleep in on a Saturday

At least every once in a while

And when it gets out of tune, I can sleep until noon

A slumbering musicophile

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Then the piano snaps shut, a crescendo

And the chords all resound in my ear

And it’s goodbye bedtime, and hello three-four time

And move over, Beethoven is here.

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Play us a song, you’re the pianobed

I’ll be stuck in your mattress all night

So I may as well sing to your melody

While Tumblr all laughs at my plight

Tags:

#music #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #love the decor fandom

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