things I, a highly educated adult don’t know off the top of my head:
- which months have 30 days and which have 31
- what the Nth letter of the alphabet is
basically nobody knows the second one ime, it just doesn’t come up often enough
months though. those are important. we’re in a month right now.
aw fuck, again? it keeps happening. when will it end.
midnight on the 30th.
no I mean when will we stop having months
oh! beginning of day 0 of the new calendar.
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #time #overly literal interpretations