Concept: protagonist becomes embroiled in a series of high-stakes underground deathmatches of something that isn’t even illegal, like for some reason there’s a dark-web competitive cooking show. None of the ingredients are horrifying or even particularly unethical, but it’s still treated as this huge transgression with dire consequences for failure.
The cutthroat world of underground competitive cat shows.
Dark-web lumberjack challenges.
Gardening, and God help you if the judges don’t approve of your marigolds, because no Earthly force will.
#story ideas I will never write #food #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog