shlevy:

My virus grаbbеd аll your реrsonаl info аnd turnеd оn your camera which сaрturеd the рrocess of your onanism

Excerpt from an email I just got


Tags:

#viruses #quotes #nsfw text? #I love these ones #everything about them is obviously fake *except* it includes one of your real breached passwords #so it’s scary but not *too* scary #the perfect kick in the ass to Get a Goddamn Password Manager Already #I promptly did get a password manager and changed all my passwords to unique‚ long‚ easily-replaced gibberish and I am eternally grateful #(…although I’m a little concerned about people who actually *do* recognisable masturbation in front of uncovered webcams) #(for whom it wouldn’t be quite so obviously fake)

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