plasmaturian:

herzspalter:

Transformers has a lot of quotable lines, especially from the animated movie, but “I’ve heard it said that we only gain wisdom through suffering, and tonight I intend to make you very wise” is so fucking raw and needs more appreciation


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#Transformers #quotes #violence cw #I assume someone has already added this to that thread of surprisingly good quotes

shlevy:

My virus grаbbеd аll your реrsonаl info аnd turnеd оn your camera which сaрturеd the рrocess of your onanism

Excerpt from an email I just got


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#viruses #quotes #nsfw text? #I love these ones #everything about them is obviously fake *except* it includes one of your real breached passwords #so it’s scary but not *too* scary #the perfect kick in the ass to Get a Goddamn Password Manager Already #I promptly did get a password manager and changed all my passwords to unique‚ long‚ easily-replaced gibberish and I am eternally grateful #(…although I’m a little concerned about people who actually *do* recognisable masturbation in front of uncovered webcams) #(for whom it wouldn’t be quite so obviously fake)

“You know,” Harry’s voice said quietly from beside him where his arms leaned on the railing next to Draco’s, “one of the things that Muggles get really wrong, is that they don’t turn all their lights out at night. Not even for one hour every month, not even for fifteen minutes once a year. The photons scatter in the atmosphere and wash out all but the brightest stars, and the night sky doesn’t look the same at all, not unless you go far away from any cities. Once you’ve looked up at the sky over Hogwarts, it’s hard to imagine living in a Muggle city, where you wouldn’t be able to see the stars. You certainly wouldn’t want to spend your whole life in Muggle cities, once you’d seen the night sky over Hogwarts.”‘

excuse me but fuck you


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#Brin reads HPMOR #Brin is touchy about stars #I think this is a stronger version of the reaction I had a couple dozen chapters ago #when he casually claimed that human emotions were universal among humans #I know *very* well that just because you’re running on human wetware *doesn’t* necessarily mean you’ve got the full suite of human emotions #very well indeed #oh look an original post #things that make me uncomfortably aware of my apparent inability to feel awe