behold the EXTREMELY GAY TREE
okay but why is there a Christmas section in early October
is this like Costco where they keep the Christmas-tree aisle up year-round?
Nope, Walmart and Lowe’s have both just put up their Christmas sections already this year. I guess Time broke enough that Halloween has stopped holding the line. :-(
Hang on to your hats, folks, we’re going straight from March to December with *maybe* a short pit stop in August.
(A while back I called this year “strangled in its cradle” [link], and it occurred to me later that it was a particularly evocative/fitting metaphor under the circumstances. 2020: the year deprived of its breath.)
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