hell-propaganda:

*offers you an evil retirement plan and extremely good evil workplace benefits*

 

mollymauksandtealeafs:

But do you offer evil dental?

 

hell-propaganda:

Of course??

I said it was extremely good evil workplace benefits, and that is the bare minimum smh. All of my henchman have dental. If some “hero” comes in and punches one of your teeth out while you’re guarding my lair or any of its many nefarious secrets, I will ensure you get seen by one of the finest dentists money can buy

 

mollymauksandtealeafs:

Excellent, I look forward to working with your evil team and being apart of your  nefarious schemes and plots

 

hell-propaganda:

Thank you. I’m overthrowing God

 

yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined:

cool!  but what is the evil part of your plans


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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what

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