Anonymous asked: Potion of hydration. A magically enchanted liquid stored in a glass container that, when drank, provides the same benefits against dehydration as drinking an equivalent amount of water.

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I get that this is *trying* to be a joke, but “enchantment that, when cast on a liquid, renders it potable” sounds genuinely useful.

…mind you, they never actually *said* the liquid wasn’t poisonous, just that it was hydrating. Oh dear.

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