shoutout to the time the Maps app directed me to an abandoned sawmill on an isolated and very foggy mountain down a long winding road far from help in the Radio Quiet Zone while my gas was running low instead of the little motel on Route 66 I was trying to get to
good times
EVERY OTHER POST WITH THIS SHIT HOW HAVE YOU NOT BEEN STOLEN BY THE GENTRY OR EATEN BY A TALKING BIRD OR REPLACED WITH A DOPPELGANGER BY NOW
LIKE YEAH SOME PEOPLE ARE THIN BUT I SWEAR YOU ARE A SHEET OF METAPHYSICAL RICE PAPER
I did but I got better
YOUR SIMULTANEOUS ATTRACTION OF AND COMPLETE RESISTANCE TO THE ARCANE IS LIKE WATCHING A CARTOON BABY WANDER INTO A CONSTRUCTION SITE ONLY TO NARROWLY AVOID SEVERAL CONVENIENTLY ARRANGED SETPIECES
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #unreality cw #kidnapping cw
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