why is “olde vampires in high school” the big thing and not “olde vampires in college”
- everyone in college is eccentric. everyone
- you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasn’t slept in three days supports you
- everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you’re polite and follow class etiquette
- multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!
- wandering around campus at 3am? that’s just the lifestyle tm
- no matter how old or young you look it’s not really that weird, there’s sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere
- big schools are very anonymous so nobody’s gonna bother to hassle you
the girl in pyjamas is the vampire
Also:
- If u put ur blood in a water bottle ppl will assume it’s juice and be Jealous
- “Oh god I’m a monster” 20 students who r all procrastinating big projects say “same” simultaniousely and with the exact same tone
- Everything is a joke so if u say “I subsist on the lifeblood of mankind” someone will go “lol what a mood”
- It would take u like 100 years to major in everything
- Seen sucking the blood of a fellow classmate and u r instantly the campus Cryptid and Mascot
- Listen. If u have an ethical dilemma go find a philosophy major that believes in ethical subjectivism and they’ll make u so angry u forget abt whatever the fuck was bothering u
- College is the only acceptable place to get into fistfights over classical literature
- Literally all u need to do to avoid suspicion is be the guy that always has gum and a stapler
- If u have a majestic mustache ppl will just assume ur an English major
- Allergic to crosses? Cool. So r certain stem majors.
We’re also all nocturnal anyway so you’ll make friends with So Many Grad Students who also lurk in the library basement after hours, mulling over their dark decent into madness.
I mean with them it’s feeling bad about misquoting a source but it’s basically the same.
Tags:
#vampires #story ideas I will never write #adventures in University Land #(my university experience has not really been like this but it still seems like a fitting tag)
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