Convert Farenheit to Celsius:
- Get in your car
- Drive North until the nice man with the flashlight asks you about “the purpose of your visit”
- Ask a local/townie for the temperature
- Boom, instant Celsius.
- Optional: Maybe settle down and never come back
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#this post–like many posts on the subject–vastly underestimates the extent to which Fahrenheit remains in use here #but still #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #our home and cherished land