vampires really should be able to get drunk they literally have to be alive forever let them have this
hc: vampires have no blood so they get drunk faster than people
charlie pulling over a shirtless carlisle at 4 am: dr cullen your blood alcohol content is literally 100% how are you not dead
carlisle: au contraire im absolutely dead
Tags:
#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #drugs cw #vampires #Twilight
Brinens and Things 