spam email that starts off with “Behold!” is setting a damn high bar for itself
Broke: Starting your spam email with “Behold!”
Woke: Starting your spam email with “Hwaet!”
Muse, tell me the story of a complicated man,
the man who sold aluminium extrusion at an incredible price,
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