kalgalen:

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

 

teacandy:

wow. what a superpower.

 

mortalengine95:

“No rerolls!” Says the guy who definitely rolled something cool and not… Sand magic

 

chicken-mcfinger:

multiple ears

 

dickscar:

Zombie Physiology, the power to use… Zombie powers. Delightful.

 

paradoxical-paladin:

I have all of you beat, with “Dwarf Physiology.”

I’m 5’10 how is this any good to me

 

katalean:

Matter Substitution

woah

 

demona-silverwing:

Self Transcendence

The power to go beyond one’s limits.

 

lorna-ka:

“Parasol Proficiency”
I hate carrying an umbrella but okay

 

taraljc:

Electric Water Manipulation. That’s right, bitches. I’m Kaldur.

 

rivkat:

Hell-Fire Constructs, no lie.  I feel oddly vindicated.

 

changingthingslikeleaves:

I’m clearly your nemesis, since I have Sacred Ice Manipulation.

 

athena4lynn:

Adaptive Armor.

I’ll just be over here, using it to be invisible.

 

castalianspring:

Reptile Manipulation. I’m good with that.

 

femscinerd:

Shadow mutilation. I can work that.

 

pistachi0n:

WHAT

 

akaltynarchitectonica:

REDIRECT ERROR

 

oliwhail:

“Self-Power Augmentation: The power to augment one’s own powers.”

The depth of uselessness of having only this power cannot be expressed in ordinary English.

 

scientiststhesis:

Lust Constructs

I… am okay with this

 

shedoesnotcomprehend:

Dimensional Interaction

Glowfic, here I come!

 

ilzolende:

Earth Magic

Yay, mundane utility for fun and profit.

Emotion Infusion, which is apparently a combination of “ability to enchant weapons”, “innate energy weapon”, and “ability to alter others’ emotions”.

I suppose that if this were fiction, the character archetype I’d be shoehorned into is “well-intentioned extremist trying to wirehead the world”. In reality, I don’t think I would go that far, although I could maybe hook up @wirehead-wannabe​. (And you never know when an energy weapon will come in handy, even if I might very well end up reflexively stunning someone who startles me with a blast of paralysing terror. Oops.)

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