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sinesalvatorem:

regexkind:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

bibliotheksbewohnerin:

things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with

…. a garbage disposal?

@sinesalvatorem

Things people tag me in:

• Mosquitoes
• Garbage disposals
• Terrible puns
• Jewish rules-lawyering
• Pro-natalist stuff

I am not sure what the general picture of my interests people have formed is, but I really like how wacky it is. My only guess is that people think what I’m into is finding halachic loopholes that will allow you to have lots of kids who grow up to kill mosquitoes by sticking them in garbage disposals. Why do we need to rid ourselves of mosquitoes? Because they cause malaria, and Leviticus 19:14 requires that we care for those with bad airs.

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #puns? #an ear/air pun is the only reason I can think of for why Leviticus 19:14