justice-turtle:

(Some prepackaged food is using the advertising slogan “Forge Dinner”, presumably to indicate that it is for Manly Men or something. *tries not to hum “men in tiiiiiights”* Ursula goes on a rant about how she has actually forged metal, it’s hard fucking work, this slogan is illogical, etc.)

Ursula, on a roll: “If you were going toe to toe with an Immortal, would you want to be armed with a Velveeta Cheesy Skillet Meal?!”

Kevin: “Yes, but I’ll get into why in a minute.”

And for some reason I had to stop and laugh for like three solid minutes. I don’t know why. I got plenty of sleep, but I’m cackling and wheezing like I’m sleep-deprived. I just… the mental image… *still giggling*

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Kevin and Ursula Eat Cheap