I’VE BEEN FRANTICALLY TWEETING ABOUT THIS ALL MORNING BUT HERE ARE ALL MY “THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN” star trek series ideas:
– alexander rozhenko, summer camp counselor
– two ensigns get stuck in a galaxy-class ship’s luxury bathroom for a full series
– starfleet academy’s terrifyingly dedicated and obsessive marching band corps
– something about garak’s post-canon political career???
– elderly quark finally gets a moon and tries to build a theme park on it. MEETS FAILURE ALONG EVERY STEP OF THE WAY
– star zek
– fake reality tv series where every contestant but one person is a weyoun
– the adventures of lwaxana (this would require time travel or recasting lwaxana, but that isn’t an option, so)
-Captain Nog
-Dax’s 10th host
-an entire show that’s just about holodeck LARP group drama on an entirely unremarkable Starfleet ship
-Klingon Iron Chef
See, I really think if they’re smart they could do a lot of ideas like this with webisodes to accompany the main series, or to fill in gaps between seasons. Star Trek is such a rich universe and there’s so much room to spend a little budget and time exploring stories beyond the main ship and crew.
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#Star Trek #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(‘fake reality tv series where every contestant but one person is a weyoun’) #((I mean there are some other gems on that list)) #((but that was the one that cracked me up))
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