#autism #Star Trek #DS9 #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #art #fanart #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #ableism cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#Star Trek #DS9 #art #fanart #comics #juxtaposition #recursion #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #stalking cw? #(I think on the whole I will not give this a nsfw-image tag) #(even though that closeup on Quark’s ear is kind of‚ uh‚ concerning‚ in context) #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
I am the very model of a shrewd Ferengi businessman
I’ve been on Deep Space Nine since it was run by the Cardassians
My bar provides each alien that passes through its double doors
With gambling and alcohol, and holographic paramours
But that is not to say that I’m impervious to harder times
I’ve often been accused of larceny and graft and other crimes
My righteous indignation is becoming quite demonstrable
Especially with my old friend, the law-enforcing Constable.
I’m singing this while sitting in a holding cell familiar
So Odo comes and lets me out before he goes peculiar
That good-cop, bad-cop subroutine he just took to employing
Could use some work (or one more cop) – it’s really quite annoying.
Of course he can, his brother’s friend’s a famous weapons wholesaler!
He simply chose the path of peaceful station spirits retailer
But a little extra traffic under counters still is not a sin –
He is the very model of a shrewd Ferengi businessman.
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#Star Trek #DS9 #poetry #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Hello and welcome to Deep Space Nine. We are a space station, not a starship, so you’ll be spending a lot of time with all these delightful side characters like: bisexual fashion lizard. hologram of Frank Sinatra. goblins. goblin comes in 3 varieties: bartender, nephew, and idiot. our doctor is a twink, our commander is antifa and the captain talks to the gods sometimes. our policeman is sometimes a liquid and the science lady is part worm. we have many fine storylines, such as: Goblin Does A Crime, Watch The Irishman Suffer, or The Horrors Of War. As you stroll along our promenade enjoying a raktajino or delicious jumja stick, watch out for our nefarious villains: Pope Karen. clones of Jeffrey Combs. and a horny bastard reptile man who seems convinced this is actually his show. we suspect he may be possessed by demons. Have fun!
Deep Space Nine: now with Worf™!
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#Star Trek #DS9 #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #not wrong #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
do you ever form close relationships with people in your dreams and then feel a little sad when you wake up
i had a son in one of my dreams, he was 3 or 4, i loved him so much, i don’t remember his name but i remember loving him so much, and then i woke up and he was gone
Hey um what the FUCk
tldr: boy have i ever
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#dreams #storytime #death tw #unreality cw? #holy *fuck* that reaction GIF #(if you don’t get why I’m going ”holy fuck” at that reaction GIF‚ watch ”The Sound of Her Voice” and get back to me) #Star Trek #DS9
#Star Trek #DS9 #fanfic #adventures in human capitalism #(adventures in Ferengi capitalism?) #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #holy shit the voice acting on this is amazing
decided to colour and render this drawing for no other reason that I thought it’d be funny
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#Star Trek #DS9 #art #fanart #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(fun fact: I somehow managed to miss ”Waltz” every single time it came up on the Space channel’s rotation) #(I had not *realised* there were any episodes left that I hadn’t seen) #(that DS9 Rewatch was a very disconcerting experience)
Brinens and Things 