Brinens and Things

tkingfisher:

crystalsoulslayer:

inrealityadream:

Who the fuck names horses

No horse in these races can have the same name as any other horse that has ever entered in the history of horseracing. They had appropriate ones at first. Then, slowly, like profiles on the Gaia forums, all the good user IDs URLs horse names got taken. Currently, they’re being named by rich old white guys. If our generation ever starts participating in this, I anticipate solemn-faced announcers on ESPN498 speculating on the Vegas odds for x_FURY-666-WRATH_x.

I look forward to TheRealDrizztDo’Urden69 taking the Triple Crown.

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

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