The prediction market: 81% confident that we’re going to have a president that’s on its list.
I did not realize everyone was so confident in Deez Nuts or the overthrow of the US government.
Why is Deez Nuts not on the list, though? Does argumate not love us? They’re not our real mom!
Why can’t I shake the nagging feeling that ilzolende and sinesalvatorem are working together on some nefarious plot to take over the market, possibly by winning the presidency themselves?
It’s the kind of thing a dystopian cyberpunk teen protagonist would do, after all.
Never let it be said that I’m not a dystopian cyberpunk teen protagonist. Get me a flight to the US and I won’t even need citizenship. I’ll be Benevolent Space Empress before you can say “border control”.
In other news, you just retitled my blog :p
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