Me: Well then, I guess I just care less about sex than average.
Friend: Huh. Why do you think that is?
Me (sarcastically): Because atheists don’t fornicate.
Friend: OK, no. That is *so* not a thing.
Me: Oh, yeah? How many atheists do you know?
Friend: …One.
Me: And how much do they care about sex?
Friend: *No!* I am *not* buying that! Do you see where all this “logic” gets you!?!?
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog