59oz:
Be in a relationship with someone who motivates you to do better, to be better, who wants to see you succeed, who doesn’t bring you down. Don’t waste your time on someone who isn’t going to make a positive impact on your future.
Be in a relationship with someone who frightens you with the insignificance of human existence to trembling; who is apathetic to anthropomorphic concerns, whose banner carves the skies and aeon’s with horror. Be with someone who fills your with the most ancient and strongest emotion: primal fear. Be in a relationship and remember the ultimate mercy–the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. Fall madly in love and be unable to ever look back. Date an Elder God.
Be in a relationship with someone who helps you do the impossible. Who can stare into the abyss, look on the incomprehensible billions upon billions of years and light years saying that extinction is neither desirable nor not but simply inevitable and answer No. I—we—are humans, and we’re not going anywhere. Who can clasp your hand as the sky is rent with the banner of the god and the earth shatters around you and say ten bucks says that thing loses. Somehow. even as you say I’ve got a plan.
Make a positive impact on everyone’s future: date someone who can turn aside an Elder God like a mouse can an elephant. Date me.
#Disclaimer: this is a lie #do not date me especially if you are under the impression that I fight elder gods #because I don’t #are we clear on that? #I have never faced a primordial deity in single combat and am not looking forward to the first time (comparativelysuperlative)
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