sinesalvatorem:

sinesalvatorem:

I seem to have acquired quite a backlog of shitty summaries. While I intend to write a summary for every blog that has requested one, this does mean that it may take a while (2+ days) to get through all of them. Plus, new ones come all the time (and I welcome them).

My original plan was to go through them all in order of when the request was made. However, it was pointed out to me that a lot of people would be more cash-rich/time-poor than me. (I’m not sure about time-rich right now, but I’m *definitely* cash poor).

So, to ensure fairness, I’ve implemented capitalism :p

If you want your summary pushed to the front of my queue of things-to-write, you can send an Amazon gift card to my inbox, which I can then convert into American dollars. Larger amounts go first.

Note that giving me money is *not* a requirement for getting a summary in the first place. I intend to get around to every request. For the uncompensated ones, I’ll try to go in the original first-come first-served order.

The people who have asked for shitty summaries but not yet received them (that I can think of off the top of my head), in no particular order, are:

maddeningscientist
sigmaleph
michaelblume
nihilsupernum
dataandphilosophy
osberend
multiheaded1793
dragonsmagiccircle
vaguely-none
@bindingaffinity
responsible-reanimation

… And probably more. This will take a minimum of two days, and possibly more.

Feel free to keep sending request, of course.

So, the updated list of people who want summaries, is now:

michaelblume
nihilsupernum
dataandphilosophy
osberend
multiheaded1793
dragonsmagiccircle
vaguely-none
responsible-reanimation
somervta
eversolewd
@caitylittle89
brin-bellway
comparativelysuperlative
@enscenic
wirehead-wannabe
@mr-prism
@yourunderworldusa
isaacfhtagn
voxdeiratio
on-donner-on-blitzen
91625

… Yeah. A lot.

As always: You can request one for yourself by reblogging the Request A Summary post, I’ll do one for anyone that follows me, and you can skip to the front of the queue by paying for your entertainment like a pleb.

Since their pings didn’t work*, I figure enscenic and by extension mr-prism will never see this unless I reblog it. Here you go.

*My first thought was that maybe pings don’t work on blogs marked NSFW, but I’ve also seen pings fail for blogs that probably aren’t marked that way. *shrug*