Tolkien started rewriting the Hobbit in the style of LotR, but what I really want is the Silmarillion in the style of the Hobbit.
In a hole in the fabric of the universe there lived a god.
Now, this was not one of those minor gods of bedtime stories or petty wars for heaven; this was the One God, all-loving and all-knowing, who created the world – only he hadn’t created the world just yet, which is why he was sitting in a hole in the fabric of the universe.
#that sounds more like douglas adams
and it is glorious
Two of my very favourite things together as one? Hell yes.
plz zir can i have some more?
You can! It’s over here.
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#Lord of the Rings #I don’t even *speak* LotR #(well except for the vast quantities of cultural osmosis) #and reading that still makes me feel proud to know this person
Brinens and Things 