tinsnip:

kittyknowsthings:

tinsnip:

Delicious side benefits of being the Emissary:

–dictating fashion trends

–”the colour of the season will be… FUCHSIA”

–time for a hazelnut revival, hazelnuts in ALL THINGS, the Prophets HAVE SPOKEN

I see Garak tearing his hair out in frustration as more and more Bajoran youths (and some of the elder people) start to copy Jake’s clothing – because after all, he’s the son of the Emissary – trying to sneakishly improve the poor boy’s fashion sense to stop the constant assault at his retinas. Then he figures that the moment Benjamin compliments somebody on anything, it is sold out within hours – but so has Quark, so a war of strategic product placement begins. 

‘GOOD MORNING COMMANDER DO YOU LIKE THIS JUMJA STICK’

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#Star Trek #DS9 #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog