Batman: You know Clark, there’s one reason why I’ve felt relatively comfortable working with you, despite the fact that you could probably punch the moon into dust.
Superman: Why would I even do that?
Batman: It’s because you were rai–
Superman: Why would ANYONE do that?
Batman: –sed human, even though you–
Superman: There is literally no possible benefit for anybody if the moon were to be punched into dust
Superman: What, does everyone think I’ll just wake up one morning, “Hey, looks like today’s a good day to eat breakfast, go for a walk, and oh, obliterate the moon”
Superman: “Probably punch the moon into dust,” unbelievable
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