outofcontextdnd:

This…? No, barbarian, my sword is not magic. It is merely the instrument through which I… channel my divine powers as the… high priestess of… of Bullshittery!

ranger after her magic sword fully heals a dying member of the party and the magic hating barbarian got suspicious
 

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

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