Welcome to project freelancer! The leaderboard is a psychology experiment. The AIs are experimental ethical violations. The armor is an experimental deathtrap. Half the weaponry is stolen. There is only one apparatus aboard the Mother of Invention that is not dangerous, experimental, or an ethical violation and it is the vending machine.
Scratch that, it has been brought to our attention the vending machine dispenses the occasional live grenade.Addendum: We have just discovered that several of the items in the vending machine are, in fact, highly explosive/corrosive and/or venomous and, thus, the vending machine is entirely unsafe as well. We sincerely apologise for any inconvenience in attaining your choice of beverages or snacks.and this is why agent washington only eats fruit
#South Dakota‚ an insatiable dorito junkie‚ continues to brave the dangers of the vending machine#victorious she emerges in a cloud of smoke and embers‚#triumphantly licking nacho cheese dust from her fingertips.
#it succumbed #rip the vending machine’s innocence #now it’s turning tricks for more ethics to violate instead of attending vending machine school #for its vending degree (metatextuality)
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#Red vs Blue #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
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