sarahworm:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

“Yeah dad I’m doing homework right now” “ummm I’ve only seen some of that show” “yeah I watched it on hulu or something legal”


Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #’yes I read the Terms of Service’

pervocracy:

burlybard:

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For those not from Massachusetts, the fight for control of Market Basket stores is actually really important for any and all proponents of fair wages for all workers.

Why? This article spells it out, but here’s a rundown if you’re short on time:

  • Market Basket is a Massachusetts chain of supermarkets much beloved for its combination of low prices and fair treatment of employees.
  • For example, while Massachusetts only recently passed a law that will raise the minimum wage to $11 per hour by 2017, Market Basket already pays employees a starting salary of $12 per hour, with full benefits, a profit-sharing plan, and a guaranteed annual raise.
  • Market Basket also sells groceries at prices 10-20 percent cheaper than its local rivals, which can be essential for low-income households. 
  • Recently, in a feud for control of the company, their former CEO, Arthur T. Demoulas, was ousted by the company’s managing board, in favor of his cousin, Arthur S. Demoulas. In a nutshell, Arthur T. was the kind of guy who would pay millions out of pocket to make sure his employees got every penny of their profit share when the 2008 recession hit. Arthur S., on the other hand, feels that Market Basket’s shareholders deserve a bigger cut of the profits.
  • In other words, Market Basket is in the process of being highjacked by rich people who want to get richer.

So why should this matter to you?

Because Market Basket is a textbook example of how a company can be run in a way that lets everyone win. By selling low-price groceries while paying living wages to all of its employees and still turning a profit, Market Basket proves that the minimum wage absolutely doesn’t force companies to raise food prices. Not unless, of course, their CEOs are focused entirely on getting as rich as possible.

The fight over Market Basket proves that people who truly stand to lose from raising the minimum wage are those who already make the most money and want to continually take a bigger cut, at everyone else’s expense. Soon, Market Basket may no longer continue to provide low-cost food for its millions of customers, or fair wages and benefits for its 25,000 employees. Not unless Arthur T. gets his job back.

Which is my Market Basket’s employees have gone on strike, refusing to stock shelves and urging customers to shop elsewhere until Arthur T. regains control.

Have you ever seen employees lead a boycott of their own company to get a CEO his job back? That, I think, spells out better than anything what is at stake here.

I’ve been watching this happen and it’s the coolest thing. I really hope it works.


Tags:

#interesting #ah Massachusetts #my home away from home #(it has the highest single concentration of my relatives) #(and had an even higher one when I was a kid) #(so I’ve been there a lot for family-reunion-type things) #(pretty sure I’ve bought things from Market Basket in the past) #(though I was not previously aware of their awesomeness) #(let alone this threat to their awesomeness)

Then and Now (iv): Seating Arrangements

gloriousunderstanding:

SEASON 1

janeway: greetings gentlemen how is breakfast

harry: breakfast is fine ma’am

tom: yes thank you for asking ma’am

janeway: well have a fine meal and i’ll see you on the bridge

tom: yes captain

harry: good bye captain

harry:

harry: we should have asked her to sit with us, she looked lonely

tom: she’s the captain, if she wanted to sit with us she would’ve asked

harry: that’s a silly rule

 

SEASON 7

janeway: this is the mess hall right

tom: idk i only got here because b’elanna gave me a site to site

tom: that was some party last night

harry: anyway have a seat we saved you the window chair

janeway: why is the chair moving

harry: i think you’re a little hungover

janeway: nonsense i’m irish

tom: whose party even was that

janeway: idk can you make the chair stop moving please

harry: i still can’t believe you did six jagerbombs

tom: was it really six

harry: yeah but captain’s bathtub gin was what did everyone in

janeway: do you know how hard it is to make homebrew moonshine in a sonic shower

tom: you always go to 11 for us and we appreciate that

janeway: so what kind of godforsaken slop are they serving this morning

harry: here i already replicated you some pancakes

janeway: praise god, i’m this close to promoting you right now

harry: really??

janeway: haha no jk

tom: oh man should i call the doctor for that burn

harry:

harry: can you maybe sit somewhere else today


Tags:

#Star Trek #Voyager #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #ooh a Voyager Then and Now I haven’t seen before! #these are always hilarious

felinesamurai:

yanderehikari:

mechagod:

treat yourself this year

I don’t know who remembers it but straight up back in 2008 there were internet wars between Naruto and One Piece over which one was better, and it was most notably called the ‘Pirates or Ninjas’ debate. But this swimsuit. Is a Naruto one piece swim.
It is Naruto One Piece.
After 6 years we finally have the fucking epitome of that internet war in the weirdest fucking pun that has ever graced my eyeballs.
I can now die peacefully.

WAIT SO THE WHOLE NINJAS V PIRATES THING WAS ABOUT FUCKING ANIME. MOTHERFUCK. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I HAVE SEEN THAT DEBATE ABOUT WHICH WAS BETTER. I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST NINJAS VERSUS FUCKING PIRATES. THIS SHIT WWAS ALL OVER FUCIGN NEPOETSAND I THOGUTH IRT WAS A N ACTUAL THING BUT ONLY NOW. ONLY NOW DO I FUIND IT WAS ABOUT FUCKING GODAMN ASSLEAK ANIME. WELL PISS IN MY GLASS AND CALL IT CHAMPAGNE


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#Naruto #One Piece #anime #I…would not have *phrased* that the way felinesamurai did #but I agree with the sentiment