Person A: *is alive*
Person B: *also is alive*
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #death tw
imagine posts
Imagine your OTP have been together for a while, and Person A organizes a romantic holiday.
On the last night, they’re walking along beside a river under a breathtaking sunset. Every aspect of the whole trip has been perfectly planned to make Person B as happy as is humanly possible. At a sheltered, leafy spot Person A stops and turns. Person B is nervous and excited as this person they love more than anything in the world gets down on one knee and looks up at them adoringly.
And then Person A takes a deep breath and says:
We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules, and so do I…
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#rickrolling #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
Imagine if the Eighth Doctor had latched onto that sheet the way that past Doctors latched on to the first outfit they wore. Imagine Eight traveling the Universe in a bedsheet toga
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#Doctor Who
okay so often the suggested posts are irritating
but guys
i think i just found the perfect blog
i mean
look at this
is this not the best blog you have ever seen?
go follow it. now.
(For some reason, the pictures after the first one don’t seem to be showing up on my blog, so you’ll need to go look at the OP for the full effect.)
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#Star Trek #DS9 #Odo #imagine posts
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”
“Yeah dad I’m doing homework right now” “ummm I’ve only seen some of that show” “yeah I watched it on hulu or something legal”
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #’yes I read the Terms of Service’
imagine bumping into 2007 you at the mall
“it’s all going to work out okay! here is a list of people not to date! you are a guy! buy Apple stock! you are allergic to Levaquin! okay, gotta go!”
“…?”
Past!me: *no reaction beyond that of bumping into a stranger; has not put in the necessary time spent staring into mirrors to feel sense of recognition at own face*
Present!me: Huh, never met a face-clone who also wore big glasses before. Weird. *shrugs, moves on*
(I mean really, what’s more likely: that she’s me from another part of the space-time continuum, or she’s just someone who looks enough like me to fool prosopagnosic visual processors?)
P.S. …although, come to think of it, if I bumped into a face-clone with big glasses wearing a yellow-on-black Hogwarts-crest baseball cap, a belly bag with a red “First Aid Kit” pouch attached to it, and/or a T-shirt I remember owning/still own, I probably would get suspicious enough to overcome the no-talking-to-strangers taboo and strike up a conversation. She might, too, depending on what I was wearing.
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#imagine posts #prosopagnosia #sometimes I think about all the moments of serendipity I must have missed due to my faceblindness and I get very sad #and then I think about all the moments of serendipity I must have missed for all the various reasons and get even sadder #and then I think about how now I know why there’s an exclamation point in past!me and I cheer up a bit
Brinens and Things 