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spencer-dub:

Stone RockKnob. Fridge LargeBrow. Hunk Von SteelSteak. Generate an impressively manly name for yourself or others.

This thing was WAY too much fun to code, and I’m happy it has a home on my website now. Go check it out.

20 bonus points for anyone who finds the easter egg (without reading the source), and 200 bonus points for anyone who gets the generator to naturally produce “Beef McBeefBeef”.

Also, if you feel like donating to pay for hosting, that’d be rad, but entirely optional.

Credit where credit is due: I definitely would not have made this if not for pervocracy’s awesome lampooning of 50 Shades of Grey, in which he refers to Christian Grey with names such as this one. Thanks, Cliff.

Punch VanderCrunch! Smash McFistBody!
Dick Van…VanderJaw?

Oh well, still awesome/hilarious.

Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #awesome #duuuuude #(in multiple senses of the term)