MST3K

THE MANLY NAME GENERATOR

~ Brin ~ Leave a comment

{{Title link: https://spencerdub.me/manlyname/ }}

spencer-dub:

Stone RockKnob. Fridge LargeBrow. Hunk Von SteelSteak. Generate an impressively manly name for yourself or others.

This thing was WAY too much fun to code, and I’m happy it has a home on my website now. Go check it out.

20 bonus points for anyone who finds the easter egg (without reading the source), and 200 bonus points for anyone who gets the generator to naturally produce “Beef McBeefBeef”.

Also, if you feel like donating to pay for hosting, that’d be rad, but entirely optional.

Credit where credit is due: I definitely would not have made this if not for pervocracy’s awesome lampooning of 50 Shades of Grey, in which he refers to Christian Grey with names such as this one. Thanks, Cliff.

Punch VanderCrunch! Smash McFistBody!
Dick Van…VanderJaw?

Oh well, still awesome/hilarious.

Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #awesome #duuuuude #(in multiple senses of the term)

~ Brin ~ Leave a comment

lb-lee:

swashbucklr:

damascussteel:

The many names of David Ryder

BROCK JOHNSON

DIRK RUNFAST

Tags:

#MST3K #so that’s what Christian Grey looks like #(that was a reference to the Pervocracy sporkings of 50 Shades if you were not aware) #(I bet it says a lot about me that I just called them sporkings) #(like the Internet equivalent of pop vs soda vs coke) #(these days I mostly hang out with people who call them ‘deconstructions’) #(but old habits die hard) #anyway #I really should try watching MST3K sometime