Oh my god I have instantly accepted Rowan’s explanation for the New Trek films: they exist in the original Trek universe as TV movies! They take huge liberties with the science, characterisation and basic facts (look out the window: is Vulcan still there? Yes!) but sadly for Kirk this shitty Lifetime cable channel is obsessed with him and won’t stop churning them out.
At the end of the third movie, the perspective will change to Will and Deanna watching it on a padd. Troi will be online, giving it a terrible review.
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#Star Trek #headcanon accepted
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