ilzolende:

tartapplesauce:

sherlockedtrekkie:

goldshirts-tightpants:

what if khan’s blood does eventually turn kirk into a homicidal madman and that’s how we get mirrorverse kirk

                  (tags via itreallyisthelittlethings)

Holy crap.  This is fantastic.

Because hell yeah – promotion via death (“Oh, our CMO bought it in that last attack?  Looks like you’ve got the job now, McCoy” – what the hell, that’s not how the chain of command works!), acting captain (Spock) and ex-first officer (Kirk) get into punch-up on deck and not alone an ordinary fight, Spock is very nearly strangling him to death, and everyone just stands there and looks on? Where the hell were Security in that scene?  Nobody called them?  Nobody – not even McCoy – tries to pull Spock off Kirk?

We go from Spock not wanting to assign Uhura to the Enterprise in order to “avoid the appearance of favoritism” (translation: ‘everyone will think you only got the posting because we’re screwing’) to Carol Marcus and That Scene because while you do need to be good at your job, the unspoken addendum that everyone knows is that it does no harm to flash the goods for the guy in charge so he knows what’s on offer.

No rank badges on the women’s uniforms unless they’re wearing the long-sleeved version of the uniform – not that far from the midriff-baring uniforms of mirror!verse for the women.

No attempt to evacuate the people in San Francisco or even, as far as we can see, have a warning siren blaring as Enterprise and Vengeance scream through the atmosphere overhead – why, is this because screw them, they’re only dumb civilians?

The only way the scene in Starfleet Headquarters with ‘Harrison’ makes sense is if Admiral Marcus is string-pulling: “Oh my, we’re just having a top secret high security meeting with the ranking Starfleet officers after a terrorist attack on one of our facilities, so of course we’re having it in an unshielded room with ceiling-to-floor windows where the guy responsible for that bomb can fly up right up to the window and blow you all away, conveniently leaving me in sole charge to prosecute my plans”?

Heading for the mirror!verse makes a scary amount of sense.  Vulcan (the voice of reason as most everyone accepts, the one planet which had a restraining effect on Terra because come on, the Tellarians and the Andorians aren’t even at the races in reboot) is gone.  Starfleet is on a war footing, whether that’s admitted or not (they actively went out looking for potential threats after Nero which is how they found the Botany Bay and Khan), there’s not a word about the civilian government of the Federation – the President and Council – which makes it seem like Starfleet is the one body making decisions on a grand scale.

Nearly thirty years of paranoia after Nero (the destruction of the Kelvin may have had a huge effect on skewing the development of both Starfleet’s approach and civilian politics) resulting in militarisation, seeing enemies and potential enemies everywhere, an attitude of “you could be killed in the morning through no fault of your own”, ‘dead men’s shoes’ being acceptable as a career ladder, casual sexism and trading sexual favours for promotion/better opportunities being accepted within Starfleet, casual and routine lying on reports (see how outraged Kirk is that Spock told the truth about what happened on Nibiru!) leading to blatant ditching of the Prime Directive, the perception that the only way Terra will be truly safe is to get them before they can get us – it’s easy to see it happening.

Maybe the reason we don’t hear about Tarsus IV and how it affected reboot Kirk (because a traumatic event like that would certainly explain why he turned out to be “the Mid-West’s only genius-level repeat offender”) is that in this universe, the Governor is not regarded as Kodos the Executioner, but Kodos the Saviour – after all, he kept half the population alive until the relief ships could arrive, and without his forward thinking, determination and leadership, a lot more people would have died for no good reason (instead of being sacrificed as ‘useless mouths’ for the fit to survive).

I mean the mirrorverse has its own backstory but “most worlds converge on mirrorverse-ish stuff” is also cool!


Tags:

#Star Trek #AOS

benicebefunny:

Okay, what if–instead of TOS!Uhura or TOS!Kirk or any other TOS character showing up in the AOS verse–Ben Sisko ends up popping into the AOS Enterprise by accident? 

Like, he just appears on the bridge one day, looks around confused for a second, and then says, “Something tells me this is not the timeline I was shooting for.”

Because learning interdimensional travel from a species that has no concept of time is hard, folks. 

And Ben just has to hang out on this shiny Enterprise until his Prophet mom comes by to pick him up.

In the mean time, adventure ensues.


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#Star Trek #AOS #DS9 #story ideas I will never write

rememberwhenyoutried:

Oh my god I have instantly accepted Rowan’s explanation for the New Trek films: they exist in the original Trek universe as TV movies! They take huge liberties with the science, characterisation and basic facts (look out the window: is Vulcan still there? Yes!) but sadly for Kirk this shitty Lifetime cable channel is obsessed with him and won’t stop churning them out.

At the end of the third movie, the perspective will change to Will and Deanna watching it on a padd. Troi will be online, giving it a terrible review.


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#Star Trek #headcanon accepted

Improving the new Star Trek XII poster:

glayish:

micathemineral:

Okay so first let’s look at some previous star trek posters:

What are the main features of these?

  1. giant floating heads of the main characters
  2. rainbows
  3. space
  4. sparkles/lens flare

Clearly this is a winning formula, given how many decades they’ve been doing it like this. So what about that new poster?

This has NONE of those things! Also, as someone else wisely pointed out, it looks pretty much like every other action movie poster lately.

But can we improve it?

YES WE CAN.

OH MY GOD. IT WORKED. I CAN LOOK AT IT NOW.


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#new!Trek #movie posters #I hadn’t seen the XII poster before #they’re totally right about it #(the following category tags were added retroactively:) #Star Trek #AOS