Leather armour is best for sneaking, because it’s literally made of hide
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#puns
Leather armour is best for sneaking, because it’s literally made of hide
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#puns
That’s one of the great things about music. You sing a song to 85,000 people and they’ll sing it back for 85,000 reasons.
~ Dave Grohl
((the most beautiful quote I’ve read and it was said by a true legend))
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#music
If you’ve never driven across Montana, it does this thing where – the sky in Montana is gigantic, they call it ‘Big Sky Country’ and that’s not just advertising – and there’s mountains in the distance and you think that you’re going to get to them but then you don’t, and you realize you are going to spend the night in Montana and then you drive and drive and the mountains never get any closer and never get any closer and then, holy shit i’m in the mountains! And it’s kind of like turning 30 in that regard.
ursulavernon, as quoted in Kevin and Ursula Eat Cheap, Episode 89 “I Will Show You Fear in a Handful of Ramen” (the story then devolves into what happens when you’re traveling to college and find yourself at the small town’s singular restaurant on a Sunday morning after church)
Yes. I do a weekly podcast where my husband and I eat prepackaged food and get inebriated. For some reason, otherwise sensible people listen. (Also a very short one called the Hidden Almanac, but that’s weird alternate history and only five minutes long.)
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#Ursula Vernon #we listen because it’s *hilarious* #seriously I highly recommend KUEC if you are having a bad day #cheers me right up
“Is that a gazebo?”
“DON’T YOU START!”
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #gazebos
…Santa rolled a one. The Grinch has successfully convinced Santa that he’s actually Groot.
DM
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#Guardians of the Galaxy #Christmas #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
Dire halfling! It’s the size of a man!….wait.
courtesy of our Half-orc bard
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
Bullets might have someone’s name on them, but 20 kilos of ANFO is more “To whom it may concern”.
A particularly philosophical street samurai.
Player: “They don’t give a ship”
DM: “Okay, next player to make a pun gets minus 50 exp.”
Player: “I want to talk to the water nixies”
DM: “About what”
Player: “Current events”
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#puns
This…? No, barbarian, my sword is not magic. It is merely the instrument through which I… channel my divine powers as the… high priestess of… of Bullshittery!
ranger after her magic sword fully heals a dying member of the party and the magic hating barbarian got suspicious
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
I may have accidentally an undead army.
The ever helpful Rogue