moral-autism:

plain-dealing-villain:

nerviovago:

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Homeland Security will probably notice that you have a dryer and also a frequently-used clothesline. They will definitely notice if you have two dryers.

(For that matter, so will people who went to Cal Tech, because they’ve seen this trick before in their dorms.)

I’ve definitely seen people with a dryer who never use it and only ever use clotheslines and laundry racks.

Put the real dryer inside the underground bedroom!


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shakespork:

shakespork:

shakespork:

it’s always “this doll is haunted and is ominously shattering the china” and never “how can I provide adequate enrichment for my haunted doll so she doesn’t destroy stuff out of boredom”

responsible haunted doll ownership means aknowledging your doll’s need for interaction and play time! make sure to give her plenty of stuff to look at with her rolling eyes and shatter-proof things to knock over.

remember that knocking picture frames off walls, inverting crosses, and leaving long and disturbing claw marks in your wallpaper is natural haunted doll behaviour and should be managed in a way which is healthy for both you and your doll!

Your Doll’s Not Evil, She’s Just Bored


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marcusseldon:

I have been feeling increasing anxiety about AI given the success of gpt-3, and not because of the potential of a singularity or AI foom scenario.

What I’m worried about is that AI will soon make nerds obsolete. In the current world, you can be socially awkward and weird but still find success and status through your intellectual abilities. There are many jobs available for people who can write, code, or even just memorize a lot of information (like lawyers). But it seems like we may not be too far off from AI being able to take many of these jobs over. Perhaps not the most complicated and high status ones, but the bulk of the low and mid-range complexity jobs that most nerds work in will disappear.

If AI takes over most of these information jobs, then what’s left will be physical labor and people-oriented jobs. Everyone will be either a construction worker or yoga instructor. The salespeople will be fine, meanwhile most data analysts and entry level coders and writers will be laid off as one person plus an AI can do the work of dozens of people.

Right now, you can still get some level of societal respect if you’re smart even if you lack charisma or physical ability, but that may not be true much longer.

 

balioc:

…both physical labor and, uh, let’s call it “user interface labor” are already getting hammered by automation.  That doesn’t seem likely to stop or slow down. 

(A high-level salesperson dealing with high-value wares may not be replaceable by present-generation AI…GPT-3 can’t schmooze a client…but the McDonald’s cashier is getting replaced by a kiosk, and the ordinary floor salesman is getting replaced by the Amazon algorithm.) 

It is true that intellectual labor may be thrown into that basket as well. 

Social respect stems from economically productive labor is a mug’s game.  We’ve been falling down on the job of dealing with that truth, in part because nerds – who are, de facto, responsible for that kind of philosophical work – have been doing very well economically of late.  But it remains true.

 

bambamramfan:

The lucrative remuneration for analytical thinking of the past couple decades should be understood as a blip. Eventually it will die down, and that will suck for many people (including myself.) But you shouldn’t build your life counting on it to last.

 

eightyonekilograms:

But you shouldn’t build your life counting on it to last.

Ok, so… what should I do? This isn’t actionable advice.

 

bambamramfan:

Save the money you earn now instead of counting on a regular increase in pay throughout the rest of your life. Talk to lawyers you know about what their professional arc has looked like (given that they have had the same arc recently.) Vote for a strong social safety net because even if you earn 6 figures now you may need it later.

I don’t really have good advice for people. A lot of people are in very bad situations! But “I and my friends have well paying jobs and I expect this to never change” is not guaranteed to hold up.

+1

I’m going into accounting soon, and I plan to operate under the assumption that I will be permanently laid off at some point. Here’s hoping it’s far enough in the future to give me a good chance to prepare.

(On the bright side, my *baseline* expenses are barista FIRE†, and I have several Vimes Boot Theory plans that I would only need a few good years to be able to enact. Also I have my foot in the employees-only door at a local fast-food joint, which is in a small town where automation of fast food is less economical.)

I won’t make the same mistakes my father made, thinking that because he was a programmer†† he was golden and didn’t need to do more than basic 401k deposits. (I’m gonna make *new* and *different* mistakes, which will almost certainly revolve around having less fun than I could be getting away with having. I’m pretty okay with that.)

†”barista FIRE” = the ability to cover your personal expenses on 20 minimum-wage-hours a week (the shortfall is implied to be covered by interest on your investments, but I would *have* no shortfall on 20 minimum-wage-hours/week, though it’d be a bit tight and I wouldn’t be able to support anyone else)  ((okay, the lack-of-other-income is not quite true, ~half our rent is being covered by partial ownership of our home and absence-of-rent-cost-due-to-ownership is a form of interest income in its own right; upon reflection, people who come from subcultures where car leasing/loans are normalised would likely also be inclined to consider the absence of payments on our (admittedly shitty) car as a form of interest income))

††of devices that no longer exist, having been subsumed by Blackberries and then even further subsumed by smartphones


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ponteh2dhh1ksdiwesph2tres:

mr-downer:

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zorko-niceposter-returns:

ponteh2dhh1ksdiwesph2tres:

grimes got elon musk into having a soundcloud, it’s a matter of time til elon musk gets grimes into tech shit. grimes reading neal stephenson and having opinions about lisp

Honestly can’t wait

grimes writes a game engine in racket and uses it to make a psychedelic indie hentai rpg. soundtrack by elon musk. it becomes the next homestuck. cons are inundated with scantily clad grimes rpg fans in elaborate masks and purple body paint. instead of nudestuck and buckets people start masked sex cults about grimes rpg apocalyptic visions. with the collapse of state capacity for public health regulation and the increasing number of pandemics the decentralized network of sex cults forms into a full-fledged secret order whose lodges provide mutual aid to their members. 2032 america’s first grimes rpg sex cult secret order president. 2033 the anti-grimes party storms congress, 23 dead, the president declares a state of emergency and the abolition of the constitution and passes governance entirely to the order. with utah’s declaration of independence america begins to balkanize. juggalo theocracy peels off michigan. xi jinping declares that insane clown posse thought is the dialectical culmination of marxism-leninism. elon musk’s warlord harambemechs obliterate the forbidden city of beijing and sweep down into shanghai. nick land pushes the button awakening wintermute and AI-controlled nanobots fuse with wuhan bioterrorism experiments to create an incurable virus turning the entire population into immortal catgirls and immanentizing the eschaton

what the fuck are you on

haskell


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prokopetz:

prokopetz:

There’s something inherently hilarious about taking one of those indie puzzle-platformers that’s intended to be a contemplative exploration of personal identity or mental illness or what have you and speed-running it.

The Game: Throughout this area, your repeated failures as you make incremental progress toward a symbolic goal will come to illustrate–

The Player: SO WHO’S FEELING SELF-ACTUALISED I’M FEELING PRETTY FUCKING SELF-ACTUALISED LET’S GOOOOO

The Game: Now, hold on just a–

The Player: MINDFULNESS


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argumate:

birth-muffins-death:

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daniel-r-h:

cop-disliker69:

argumate:

argumate:

someone asked me what fifty shades of grey was the other day and I was stumped as to what answer I could give that definitely wouldn’t prompt further questions.

discreet footnote links appear for “BDSM”, “Twilight”, “fanfiction”,

“What’s 50 Shades of Grey?”

“Oh dear, that’s a very complicated question. Let me start at the beginning: in the 1820s, Joseph Smith started a new religion called Mormonism, which grew rapidly before…”

Unrelated to this movement, in 1897 the Irish author Bram Stoker published a book called Dracula; although this was not the first work in the vampire fiction genre, it established much of the framework of how future works would be viewed, even when they deliberately avoid some of the tropes.

Donatien Alphonse François was born in 1740, but the world remembers him as Marquis de Sade, who gave his name to

Published in 1597, Shakespeare’s Romeo & Juliet is one of the most famous examples in a tradition of stories about young, forbidden love

The Pacific Northwest (PNW), sometimes referred to as Cascadia, is a geographic region in western North America bounded by the Pacific Ocean to the west and (loosely) by the Rocky Mountains on the east. Though no official boundary exists, the most common conception includes the Canadian province of British Columbia (BC) and the U.S. states of Idaho, Oregon, and Washington. Broader conceptions reach north into Southeast Alaska and Yukon, south into northern California, and east to the Continental Divide to include Western Montana and parts of Wyoming. Narrower conceptions may be limited to the coastal areas west of the Cascade and Coast mountains. The variety of definitions can be attributed to partially overlapping commonalities of the region’s history, culture, geography, society, and other factors.


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