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artbyblastweave:

One of my favorite gags from contemporary SCP was from this article about a pointlessly dangerous extradimensional convenience store with layer upon layer of fatal death traps installed at every stage in the shopping process, one of which is a pit full of poisonous snakes below the checkout line. And then there’s a footnote saying that rather than being a confusion of terms between “venomous” and “poisonous” the snakes themselves are actually fangless and completely docile but anyone who falls into the pit and sees the snakes comes under a compulsion to start stuffing the snakes in their mouth

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #overly literal interpretations #SCP Foundation #snakes #poison cw #death tw #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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kaibutsushidousha:

gallusrostromegalus:

lindleland:

fc5jgeo:

Who is solving the Kira murders the fastest? The time to beat is 6-ish years.

fastest-kira-mystery-solver-poll

Please reblog to increase data size. Please also add how long you think it would take and why.

Phoenix Wright literally has a three day time limit

Benoit Blanc is onto Light’s shit IMMEDIATELY, but may not be able to work out the HOW. Fortunately, he also doesn’t necessarily care about solving things Legally. I give him about a month, during which Light totally fails to spell his name correctly.

BBC Sherlock has to loudly announce his name and get in everyone’s face. He’s dead within the hour.

Shawn Spencer wouldn’t solve the Mystery, but he and Light will somehow get involved in Kooky Hijinks and Shawn makes Light realize that he’s being a twerp, and the murders stop. Time Elapsed: 2-3 days.

The Mystery Gang hits Ryuk with the van and on the way to the hospital (this is the first time they haven’t been able to pull of a mask and it’s REALLY worrying them), Shaggy, Scooby and Ryuk have a Powerful Supernatural Entity Heart-to-Heart and Ryuk realizes he has more and better options to entertain himself. Time Elapsed: Negative Six days.

I don’t know Waver Velvet enough to make a guess.

L Lawliet is too busy playing Gay Autism headgames with Light to figure out the Mystery. Does Not Solve it.

The reason we never see Columbo’s Wife is that he himself possesses a Deathnote- His Wife gave it to him after he gave her eternal existence meaning, and they’ve been happily married with a collection of basset hounds since. He knows what’s up immediately. but unlike Blanc, needs to trick Kira into offering proof admissible in a court of Law. Time Elapsed: 3 days to a week.

Dr. Gregory House is arrested at the airport for carrying drugs. Does Not Solve The Mystery.

Phoenix Wright will solve this mystery and prove it in court in three days, but he’s bound by narrative convention to use EVERY LAST SECOND. Time Elapsed: 3 days

Winner: Scooby Doo, by Genre Upset.

Waver is a mage who only works within the mage community. His MO is explaining how examining the murder method is a complete waste of time because the answer is always “it’s magecraft” and then proceeding to solve the case by analyzing the culprit’s motive. Unfortunately, the motive in the Kira murders is that Light is an edgy teen from a privileged cop household, which doesn’t narrow things down nearly enough. Does Not Solve The Mystery.

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#Death Note #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(”during which Light totally fails to spell his name correctly”) #murder cw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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etirabys:

I think blogging on tumblr makes me an unusually consistent person because I’m constantly rereading my own output as I check for notes, or reread old posts that come up as I search for a particular one. Reading and writing my posts feels like being in an exquisitely comfortable chair.

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#yes this #love being four-dimensional #101 Uses for Infrastructureless Computers #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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ankle-beez:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

hey 2000s kids do u wanna know smth that’s gonna make you feel old as fuck

frozen will be ten years old this year

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(andaisq)

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#yeah what he said #time #Frozen #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #aging cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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tessenelireid:

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Just the gang up to their old hijinks

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #art #fanart #Lupin III #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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abilateral:

prokopetz:

Tumblr’s favourite types of Guy*:

  1. Guy with improbably specialised skills that just happen to be exactly what’s needed
  2. Guy who knows a guy
  3. Guy who’s normal about things about which it’s not normal to be normal
  4. Guy who has no frame of reference
  5. Guy who should technically be dead, and it’s honestly an excellent question why he’s not
  6. Guy who’s a big fan of substances
  7. Guy who puts together sequences of words that have never been heard before and should never be heard again
  8. Guy who’s inexplicably always damp
  9. Guy who’s the most annoying human being you’ve ever met, but like in a sexy way
  10. Guy with no kids who somehow has single father energy
  11. Guy who’s competent, collected, and thoroughly put together, and who also has one extremely specific thing wrong with him
  12. Guy with fat fucking tits

* Note: a Guy is not necessarily a guy, though it helps

1. Seventeen, Twenty-Seven

2. Eleven

3. Grant

4. The Whole-Thing

5. Lucifer Vance, but also Grant if you think about it.

6. Grant

7. Azad

8. O(3) Shade [nonverbal scratching noise]

9. Hector Stein

10. Lucifer

11. Michael, Hector

12. Cordelia

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#Almost Nowhere #high context jokes #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(I agree with Benedict‚ the Azad bit is great) #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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theygender:

Anyone else feel like things have been Very recently? Like it’s all just getting a little Too for me

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#this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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sweetbabyrayray:

pocket-deer-boy:

pocket-deer-boy:

pocket-deer-boy:

I’m a cis man sure but i also wanna opt out of the gender binary. None of that shit is my fault or my responsibility and i don’t want any part of it

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Believing the gender binary is stupid horseshit doesn’t require me to change my gender actually

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Yeaheyah you get it. Not trans but i believe in their beliefs. Sometimes i remember people form gender complexes around what alcoholic beverages or colors they like and i just wonder how they’re not fucking exhausted from keeping up this stupid fucking horseshit. Just do whatever you want forever

@nimagine i know u reblogged this from me but ur so correct 🙏 get peer reviewed

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#gender #yeah pretty much #discourse cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

pick an Icelandic person you’ve heard about

icelandic-person-youve-heard-about-poll

Please reblog after you’ve voted I am genuinely very curious to see how many tumblr users know each of these

Just realized I made the fatal mistake of not including Stefán Karl Stefánsson in this poll rip king tumblr loved you

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It’s why I’m asking people to reblog :)) it’s already reached a lot of people who have never heard of me

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#surveys #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(Lauf (from Iceland)) #(it was not until *after* laughing at that option being there that I realised Lauf is the OP) #(I was thinking of that getting-more-people-to-hear-about-Lauf’s-name-change-than-the-entire-population-of-Iceland post) #I feel like I *almost* remember the names of the singers from Of Monsters and Men but I’m not quite managing to dredge them up #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once #amnesia cw?