Most kids were obsessed with some kind of animal, what kind of kid were you?


That’s all the ones I coukd remember ppl being normal about from my childhood lol


#call that a Lizardman’s Constant *badumtish* #seriously though‚ no more than 4% of respondents were snake kids? #surveys #my childhood




pick an Icelandic person you’ve heard about


Please reblog after you’ve voted I am genuinely very curious to see how many tumblr users know each of these

Just realized I made the fatal mistake of not including Stefán Karl Stefánsson in this poll rip king tumblr loved you


It’s why I’m asking people to reblog :)) it’s already reached a lot of people who have never heard of me


#surveys #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(Lauf (from Iceland)) #(it was not until *after* laughing at that option being there that I realised Lauf is the OP) #(I was thinking of that getting-more-people-to-hear-about-Lauf’s-name-change-than-the-entire-population-of-Iceland post) #I feel like I *almost* remember the names of the singers from Of Monsters and Men but I’m not quite managing to dredge them up #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once #amnesia cw?



You suddenly switch bodies with your icon. On a scale of 1 to 10, (10 being the highest value) how well are you coping with that change?

suddenly realizing how abnormal it is to have your actual face as your icon on here


#really depends on what timeframe we’re talking about here #being a plant would be soothing and all but I wouldn’t want to be stuck like that indefinitely #(and as for the other direction‚ what happens to *my* body) #(is it just comatose?) #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once #icons #surveys





suppose your body has magically decoupled its functioning from your food intake. you no longer experience hunger or fullness, digestive problems, allergies, tooth decay, etc no matter what (or whether) you eat. food still tastes the way it did before, and any psychoactive properties (from caffeine or alcohol or whatever) are still there.

would you:

a) eat much less than you did before, since you don’t have to?

b) eat much more than you did before, since you can’t get full or experience any other negative side-effect from it and food is pleasant?

c) eat about the same but with much less care taken to avoiding ‘unhealthy’ foods, or foods you in particular couldn’t tolerate well?

d) avoid foods that might have ethical issues that you weren’t avoiding before?

e) leave your eating habits basically unchanged?

f) some combination of the above?

g) some change in an entirely orthogonal direction to the ones i’ve listed here?

  1. in the hypothetical, which is distinct from the post about the hypothetical, am i informed directly of the rules of the change or just left to intuit that it isn’t just another inscrutable biological shift?
  2. is the thrust of the hypothetical “only you experience this” or “everyone experiences this”?

you are directly informed of the rules of the change. this happens to a small number of people yourself among them and it’s a recognised phenomenon, but not to everyone.

Sorry can’t hear anyone over me bankrupting Old Town Country Buffet.


#food #disordered eating #surveys #is the blue I see the same as the blue you see #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(a and c) #(I normally eat food-chosen-primarily-for-pleasure-with-loosened-regard-for-cost-effectiveness a few times a year) #(if *all* food is cost-ineffective I am not sure if this frequency would go up at all) #(it definitely wouldn’t go up to several times a day) #(however often it happens‚ it *would* be nice to eat potato chips again without regretting it #and macaroni and cheese without it being a careful balancing act)







the competition is intense


Our champions are now taking their deserved rest.


#I know I am very late here #my consider-reblogging list piled up a bunch while I was sick and whatnot #(and for that matter I didn’t even *originally* see this post until it was too late to vote) #but what a beautiful piece of history #I especially love the illustrations #The Great Tumblr Apocalypse #surveys #bugs #I wonder how polls will show up in tumblr-utils scrapes #(…oh my god‚ in the new post UI you can edit tags)

{{Polls show up in tumblr-utils scrapes like this:


This is similar to what you’d see visiting the webpage. Almost all of the information is missing, available only through the dashboard view. As such, I will be using cropped dashboard screenshots to display polls here.}}


FINAL ROUND: Sans (Undertale) vs. Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale)



Tumblr Sexyrematch info


#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #surveys #sexuality and lack thereof #(I don’t actually know enough about Sans to know if he’s sexy or not) #(Cecil is though) #((also‚ given that the term ”Tumblr sexyman” often refers to a particular physical shape)) #((it would be amusing to give the title to someone who is effectively a disembodied voice))

{{next post in sequence}}