when the chairman ain’t home
#no but this is basically project freelancer in a nutshell #only for trombone substitute war crimes (eponymous-rose)
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#Red vs Blue #fanart #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #I probably shouldn’t be laughing at those tags as much as I am
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#Red vs Blue #fanart #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #overly literal interpretations #(peep peep)
“average freelancer flies 3 miles a year” factoid actually just statistical error. average freelancer flies 0 miles per year. Jetpacks Georgia, who lives in space
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#Red vs Blue #Spiders Georg #puns #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
so lately my friends have been subjected to me tweeting pretty much nonstop about rvb whenever I’m not writing and recently luteanfini sent me this with “is this rvb?” and yes. yes it is. thank you.
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#Red vs Blue #Agent Washington #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(I didn’t notice the state at first) #(then it clicked)
tng + tumblr (3/3)
I know that last picture is of Data (or maybe Lore? I really should actually watch TNG sometime), but I heard that quote in Church’s voice. I wonder if anyone’s done a Red vs Blue text-quote post. Probably someone has.
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#Star Trek #TNG #Red vs Blue #(I was going to reblog it before I got to that part) #text quote posts
There are levels of awareness, levels of consciousness, levels of understanding. FILSS has always known this. It’s how she’s been programmed.
Consciousness is immediate. The spin-up time for an artificial neural network, FILSS knows, is nearly instantaneous. Her perception of time is within acceptable deviations, and her satisfaction at this fact reflects the successful installation of her dynamic memory processing matrix.
“Online,” she says. “Hello, Director. Hello, Counselor. Hello, Alpha. I hope you are having a pleasant day.”
“Great,” says Alpha. He is, she knows, the ship’s Smart AI. “She’s chipper. Because that’s not gonna get annoying or anything.”
“Don’t be jealous, Alpha,” the Director says. He is, she knows, in command of Project Freelancer. “This is the Freelancer Integrated Logistics and Security System. FILSS is going to help us with some of the more repetitive tasks that you have found to be beneath you. She is better suited to these simpler duties.”
“Wow, no offense or anything,” Alpha says. He’s manifesting as a small hologram in SPARTAN armor, presumably for the benefit of his human companions. She sees him turn toward her indicator lights, a sidelong glance.
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#Red vs Blue #fanfic #recs #AIs #(I have a huge soft spot for AIs)
Hee! Yeah, I always wonder how much people are picking up by osmosis with the bajillion things I reblog. (And hey, I’m in the middle of rewatching s9 right now!)
I also wonder what my blog’s cross-section of the show looks like to the people who’ve never actually watched it. Or the people who quit somewhere in the first five seasons.
While watching the S6 finale, I paused it for a bit to consider how this fit into all the fandom osmosis I’d received. (The thing that made me stop was hearing “when it goes off, I’ll be fine”, which was the quote on that Alpha fanart I can’t find because Tumblr sucks. I believe my exact thought-words were “oh fuck it’s true he’s going to die”.) After thinking it over, I concluded that nobody was actually going to die, because they all appear in gifsets and/or reaction posts set later.
This conclusion turned out to be mostly incorrect. I had vastly underestimated how complicated things like “life” and “death” and “existence” get when Leonard Church enters the picture.
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#Red vs Blue #Red vs Blue s6 spoilers #reply via reblog #media I consumed primarily to know what all the fuss was about #(I’ve almost caught up! I’ve finished 12×08!)
Vocal Exercises
“It’s for a good cause,” Wash said, in a wheedling tone. He’d been standing beside the track watching her run laps for the past ten minutes—their conversation had resumed every time she’d jogged within hearing range.
South dragged her bangs back for a more efficient glare as she passed him. Undeterred, he finally broke into a jog beside her. “Okay,” he said. “Yeah, so. Maybe it’s not for a good cause. Maybe it’s for a bad one. The worst. Nefarious.”
Rolling her eyes, South tamped down the beginnings of a grin. “Let’s say you’re starting to talk my language,” she said. “I need details. I could get in deep shit for this. Director’s been on my ass lately. I’m sure he’s just looking for an excuse to stick me on KP duty again.” She glanced at him, sidelong. “Or in the brig?”
Wash waved his arms. “No, no, nothing that nefarious.”
“See, now you’re losing my attention again,” South said, and lengthened her strides from her warmup jog into a loping, long-distance sprint.
How did you manage to actually finish this? I am DYING over here just from reading it. xDDD Writing it must have been so hard! But thank you so much for this!
Best fluff ever. Of all time!
Everyone read this, please everyone! It’s fucking worth it. xDDD
It was picturing certain things being said in the Director’s voice that absolutely killed me while writing this one.
And thanks! I’m really glad you enjoyed. <3!
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fond losers
casually draws the same thing over and over
#if i tag this ‘dorks’ it is also possibly a pairing portmanteau which is pretty great (eponymous-rose)
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#Red vs Blue #Delta #Agent York #fanart #puns
Brinens and Things 